Quote by Norman Wisdom
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were ve

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you havent got that, its very sad. – Norman Wisdom

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