Quote by Jim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. - Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms. – Jim Davis

Other quotes by Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis

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diet
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Jim Davis
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Way down deep, were all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis

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Courage
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. – Jim Davis

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Art
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The Panorama is also the last place anywhere in New York where the World Trade Center still stands, whole, as it stood in the early morning of September 11. I can also see the corner where I saw the first tower fall and howled out loud. Seeing the buildings again here is uplifting, healing. – Jerry Saltz

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Morning

Sometimes I lose a whole morning waiting on journalists and other people who look for me. But I always find some time for reading, talking to my friends and feeling what is happening in this world. – Oscar Niemeyer

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Morning

Change is tough, people dont like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning. – Christopher Bond

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Morning

We all wake up in the morning wanting to live our lives the way we know we should. But we usually dont, in small ways. Thats what makes a character like Batman so fascinating. He plays out our conflicts on a much larger scale. – Christopher Nolan

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Morning

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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Id be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. – Lenny Bruce

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The U. S. Constitution doesnt guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. – Benjamin Franklin

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A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. – Terri Guillemets

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Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Experience