Quote by Jim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. - Jim Davis

Good morning is a contradiction of terms. – Jim Davis

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis

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diet
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Way down deep, were all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis

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Courage
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I didnt have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. – Jim Davis

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I get up at an unholy hour in the morning my work day is completed by the time the sun rises. I have a slightly bad back which has made an enormous contribution to American literature. – David Eddings

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Morning

If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh. – Lord Acton

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Morning

Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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Morning

I’d like mornings better if they started later. – Author Unknown

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Morning

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