I didnt have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. – Jim Davis
Way down deep, were all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. – Jim Davis
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. – Jim Davis
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. – Jim Davis
