Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. – Woodrow Wilson Category: Golf
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray Category: Golf
Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it. – Bubba Watson Category: Golf
The food pyramid is very complicated. It doesnt give you as much info in a quick glance as the plate does. – Tom Vilsack Category: Food
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset. – Ann Landers Category: Marriage
We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds. – Adam Clayton Powell, Keep the Faith, Baby!, 1967 Category: Laziness
