A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. – Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way Category: Golf
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret Category: Golf
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. – Author Unknown Category: Golf
I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr Category: funny
There is peace more destructive of the manhood of living man than war is destructive of his material body. – Douglas William Jerrold Category: Peace
There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls. – Proverb Category: Evangelism
