The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. – Don Marquis
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Don Marquis
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: dont change diapers in midstream. – Don Marquis
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? – Don Marquis
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron