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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be sca

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. – R. L. Stine

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I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

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