Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldnt bother fighting it. – Craig Bruce
Dont trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. – Craig Bruce
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. – Craig Bruce
Before I do a play I say that I hope its going to be for as short a time as possible but, once you do it, it is a paradoxical pleasure. One evening out of two there are five minutes of a miracle and for those five minutes you want to do it again and again. Its like a drug. – Isabelle Huppert