The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown Category: Funerals
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night. – George Eliot Category: Funerals
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. – George Ade Category: Funerals
Good instincts usually tell you what to do before your head has figured it out. – Michael Burke Category: Intuition
In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. – Benjamin Franklin Category: Eating
The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees. – Demi Moore Category: Marriage
