A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Funerals
When people meet me, many times theyre very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and Im not. – Augusten Burroughs Category: cool
Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself. – John Locke Category: Property
