Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny Category: Golf
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario Category: Golf
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods Category: Golf
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. – Woodrow Wilson Category: Golf
Training in taekwondo for eight years and then being able to do it in a film was pretty amazing. – Dev Patel Category: amazing
Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home. – Samuel Johnson Category: Death
