Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

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Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? – George Archer

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers

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What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. – Arnold Palmer

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