If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
funny
category

With improv, its a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. – Kristen Wiig

Category:
funny

Its funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House thats causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, its in the Bush Administration. – Roger Ebert

Category:
funny

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

Category:
funny

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, thats when things start feeling fake and boring. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home. – Elizabeth Edwards

Category:
Family

Amateurism is the strongest form of discrimination in sports. Because it discriminates against the underprivileged, it discriminates against the poor. If we want sports to go back to the wealthy, lets make it amateur again. – Carl Lewis

Category:
Sports

All art constantly aspires towards the condition of music. – Walter Pater

Category:
Art

As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle off our responsibility upon the shoulders of God or nature. We must shoulder it ourselves. It is our responsibility. – Arnold J. Toynbee

Category:
Freedom