Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. – Abe Lemons
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him Doctor. – Abe Lemons
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. – Abe Lemons
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
There are times, like after a long day of work, when the thought of an easy drive-through is enticing. But then I remember how crappy I felt when I ate fast food in the past, and it inspires me to head to the grocery store or my local farmers market and whip up an easy but healthier option. – Alison Sweeney