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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar

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The first pages of memory are like the old family Bible. The first leaves are wholly faded and somewhat soiled with handling. But, when we turn further, and come to the chapters where Adam and Eve were banished from Paradise, then, all begins to grow clear and legible. – Max Muller

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The attempt to redefine the family as a purely voluntary arrangement grows out of the modern delusion that people can keep all their options open all the time. – Christopher Lasch

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The God who existed before any religion counts on you to make the oneness of the human family known and celebrated. – Desmond Tutu

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A lot of parents never speak to their transgender kids again thats not the case in my family. – Chaz Bono

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My older sister was at the cusp of new wave, and I had older brothers from my fathers first marriage who were rock n roll guys, so I was exposed to a lot of popular culture. – Paul Thomas Anderson

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We have no firm hold on any knowledge or philosophy that can lift us out of our difficulties. – Anne Sullivan Macy

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