Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
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