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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar

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A good job is more than just a paycheck. A good job fosters independence and discipline, and contributes to the health of the community. A good job is a means to provide for the health and welfare of your family, to own a home, and save for retirement. – James H. Douglas

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I had the good fortune of having a happy, closely knit family. – Carlos Fuentes

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We really were a very musical family. Father managed to buy us a small pump organ, and I just loved this instrument. – Lawrence Welk

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Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. – David Ogden Stiers

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Dr. Kings leadership reaffirmed the promise of our democracy: that everyday people, working together, have the power to change our government and our institutions for the better. – Maria Cantwell

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I grew up in Texas and we used to go to Padre Island, eight hours in the car down to the beach. – St. Vincent

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