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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking s

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar

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In a broken nest there are few whole eggs. – Chinese Proverb

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We really were a very musical family. Father managed to buy us a small pump organ, and I just loved this instrument. – Lawrence Welk

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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. – W. C. Fields

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Theres a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family. – Gordon Ramsay

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