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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar

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My kids give me the balance to live right. – Celine Dion

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Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one. – Pope John XXIII

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Well family is obviously the most important. There was a time when I thought football was the most important. – Brett Favre

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If you feel rooted in your home and family, if youre active in your community, theres nothing more empowering. The best way to make a difference in the world is to start by making a difference in your own life. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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