Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar
The majority of writers ought to translate themselves; there are but few thoughts that are born translated, that is, clothed with the power best fitted alike to express and transmit them. What we have in the first instance written for ourselves, should be written a second time for others. – Alexandre Vinet (1797–1847), Literature. First Section: Literature in Gene