Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar
Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need lifting? We come from homes far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends – your own chosen family. Theres nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing. – Jennifer Aniston