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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking s

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar

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The God who existed before any religion counts on you to make the oneness of the human family known and celebrated. – Desmond Tutu

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As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family. – Chanakya

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Nashville is one of the greatest places for the best songwriters in the world. Its been fantastic to live there and to raise our family there. Its a great town. – Faith Hill

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On the one hand, the idea of marriage and the sort of traditional family life repulses me. But on the other hand, I long for it, you know what I mean? Im constantly in conflict with things. And it is because of my past and my upbringing and the journey that Ive been on. – Madonna Ciccone

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