Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk
The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. – Chuck Palahniuk

Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk
The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. – Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk