Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. – Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
I believe in something. But I dont believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God. – Chuck Palahniuk
Im always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity. – Chuck Palahniuk