Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. – Chuck Palahniuk
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
I try to forget about the expectation thats out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that Im not trying to please them. Ive spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist. – Chuck Palahniuk
Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk