I try to forget about the expectation thats out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that Im not trying to please them. Ive spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist. – Chuck Palahniuk
When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? – Chuck Palahniuk
The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. – Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
The rules of punctuation seem arbitrary. How can they not, when an apostrophe looks like nothing in this world so much as a comma that can’t keep its feet on the ground? Or when, by simply placing next to that wafting comma its twin, one creates (of all things) a quotation mark? – Richard Lederer and John Shore, Comma Sense: A Fun-damental Guide to Punctuation