Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Truth is the beginning of every good to the gods, and of every good to man. – Plato

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Men of ill judgment ignore the good that lies within their hands, till they have lost it. – Sophocles

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The good opinion of mankind, like the lever of Archimedes, with the given fulcrum, moves the world. – Thomas Jefferson

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