Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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The pay is good and I can walk to work. – John F. Kennedy

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The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. – Bertrand Russell

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