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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. Were saying that for America to get back on track, were probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. Were going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. – Hillary Clinton

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Good men must not obey the laws too well. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. – Thomas Jefferson

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I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up. – Lana Turner

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