Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg