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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. – Barry Goldwater

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Our forces saved the remnants of the Jewish people of Europe for a new life and a new hope in the reborn land of Israel. Along with all men of good will, I salute the young state and wish it well. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances. – Wayne Dyer

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The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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