Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. – William Blake

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