Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. – Jesus Christ

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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. – H. L. Mencken

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Well, if Fortune be a woman, shes a good wench for this gear. – William Shakespeare

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