Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. – Barry Goldwater

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Its like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you dont know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. Its like the throw of the dice. – Jim Morrison

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I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem – and that yardstick is: Is it good for America? – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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It takes more than just a good looking body. Youve got to have the heart and soul to go with it. – Epictetus

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