Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg