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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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Mitch Hedberg
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Business
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Mitch Hedberg
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Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. – Marianne Williamson

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good

A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in ones heart and some laughter on ones lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. – Hugh Sidey

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Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued. – Socrates

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good

I would go to the deeps a hundred times to cheer a downcast spirit. It is good for me to have been afflicted, that I might know how to speak a word in season to one that is weary. – Charles Spurgeon

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No one has a prosperity so high and firm that two or three words cant dishearten it. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It is up to us to give ourselves recognition. If we wait for it to come from others, we feel resentful when it doesnt, and when it does, we may well reject it. – Bernard Berkowitz

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