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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Sometimes Im so tired, I look down at what Im wearing, and if its comfortable enough to sleep in, I dont even make it into my pajamas. Im looking down, and Im like, T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, thats fine. Its pajama-y, good night. – Rebecca Romijn

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No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent. – Susan B. Anthony

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A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. – Samuel Johnson

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Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you. – Augustine of Hippo

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