Even though were a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas. – Richard Roeper
Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper
Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper
When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper