Quote by April Winchell
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. – April Winchell

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Morning
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I am severely distracted these days. Its hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. – April Winchell

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Music
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Like every aspect of cancer Ive weathered thus far, todays experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. – April Winchell

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the 70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with Christmas Rap. – Kurtis Blow

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Christmas

It always depresses me when people moan about how commercial Christmas is. I love everything about it. The tradition of having this great big feast, slap bang in the middle of winter, is an essential thing to look forward to at the end of the year. – Richard E. Grant

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Christmas

Its hard and sometimes its scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me. – Luke Perry

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Christmas

At Christmas, Its a Wonderful Life makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know its coming. – Nicholas Lea

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Christmas

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This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal…. We respond to strawberry fields or cherry orchards with a delight that a cabbage patch or even an elegant vegetable garden cannot provoke. – Jane Grigson

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Food

There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families. – Margaret Thatcher

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Men

If you cant get a job as a pianist in a brothel you become a royal reporter. – Max Hastings

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Journalism