Quote by April Winchell
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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Like every aspect of cancer Ive weathered thus far, todays experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. – April Winchell

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Experience
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I am severely distracted these days. Its hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. – April Winchell

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Music
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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. – April Winchell

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Theres a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. Ill not be parting with that, nor our bed – the four-poster – Ill be needing that to die in. – Helen Hayes

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Christmas

I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. Its blasphemy. – Jonathan Kozol

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Christmas

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. – W.T. Ellis

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Christmas

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing. – Enid Nemy

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Christmas

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Noah and his family were the only loyal and obedient subjects to the legal power: they alone were saved. – Orson Pratt

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Morning