Quote by April Winchell
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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I am severely distracted these days. Its hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. – April Winchell

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Like every aspect of cancer Ive weathered thus far, todays experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. – April Winchell

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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I think we felt the pressure more at first than this time around. But still you dont want to let anyone down. I never even met Patrick until we had a Christmas party at Ian McKellens house on the first movie and then I didnt see him again until the premiere. – Rebecca Romijn

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Christmas

If you havent got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. – Bob Hope

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Christmas

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine. – James Irwin

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Christmas

First of all, Ive been having a wonderful run of luck with cover albums, songs I didnt write. I had five pop cover albums and two Christmas albums, and they were all very successful. – Barry Manilow

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Christmas

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. – Proverb

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The young people who come to me in the hope of hearing me utter a few memorable maxims are quite disappointed. Aphorisms are not my forte, I say nothing but banalities…. I listen to them and they go away delighted. – Andre Gide

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Listening

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

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And queenly is the state she keeps, In beautys lofty trust secure. – William Allen Butler

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Beauty