Quote by April Winchell
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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Like every aspect of cancer Ive weathered thus far, todays experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. – April Winchell

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Experience
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I am severely distracted these days. Its hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. – April Winchell

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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The war in Iraq – if Osama was a Christian – its the Christmas present he never would have expected. – Michael Scheuer

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Christmas

Ive also committed my time and resources to many local organizations like Christmas in April, Catholic Community Services, and Hudson County Meals on Wheels. – Vincent Frank

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Christmas

I was talking to one of my aunties at Christmas and she said she didnt think it was ever in my nature to go against the grain, that I was always a good boy. I think she was right – I did always want to be good. – James McAvoy

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Christmas

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! – Phyllis McGinley

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Christmas

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Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. – Author unknown

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