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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning. – April Winchell

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I am severely distracted these days. Its hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. – April Winchell

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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. – Robert Kirby

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Christmas

In 1934, the American Jewish charities offered to find homes for 300 German refugee children. We were on the SS Washington, bound for New York, Christmas 1934. – Jack Steinberger

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Christmas

Yeah, I started when I was 6 years old. My brother and sister would get all of these presents at Christmas time from the cast and crew of their show and I was jealous. So I decided that I had to become an actor. – Sara Gilbert

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Christmas

In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. – Richard Bach

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