Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

Other quotes by Richard Roeper

Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper

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Faith
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Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper

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Art
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Even though were a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas. – Richard Roeper

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Humor
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At NBC I wasnt really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic. – Tabitha Soren

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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Humor

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. – James Thurber

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Humor

The darker the film, the more vital everyones sense of humor is on set. – Eric Bana

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Humor

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I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast. – Evelyn Ashford

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Bruce Lee was very famous. I watched his movies and he is amazing. He is a martial arts master, his philosophy, his movement, both physically and mentally, were very strong. – Jet Li

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