Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

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Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper

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Faith
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The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns. – Richard Roeper

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Truth
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Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper

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When a thought takes ones breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence. – Thomas W. Higginson

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Humor

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles. – Allen Klein

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Humor

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. – George Herbert

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Humor

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I tell people I wont vote to go to war unless Im ready to go or send my kids. – Rand Paul

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Coloring outside the lines is a fine art. – Kim Nance

Merchants have no country. The mere spot they stand on does not constitute so strong an attachment as that from which they draw their gains. – Thomas Jefferson

And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet. – Julie Bishop

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