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Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

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Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper

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Faith
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When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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Home
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Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper

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Art
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Humor
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Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors. – Bill Forsyth

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Humor

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Humor

I dont think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse. – Ivan Reitman

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Humor

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

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Humor

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There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought thered be something Id miss that was funny in the future. If theres a chance Im going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that. – Dave Navarro

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The water cooler conversation in every job Ive had is sports, its what did you do this weekend, its How are your parents doing? – Kal Penn

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The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. – William Saroyan

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Baseball is a harbor, a seclusion from failure that really matters, a playful utopia in which virtuosity can be savored to the third decimal place of a batting average. – Mark Kramer

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