Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

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When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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Home
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Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper

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Art
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Even though were a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas. – Richard Roeper

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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. – Agnes Repplier

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Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss. – Allen Klein

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Humor

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. – Michael J. Fox

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Humor

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor. – Treat Williams

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Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. – John G. Pollard

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The plan shows that the twenty million people in the German democratic Republic and in the democratic sector of Berlin think only of peace, and that they are working for freedom and peaceful prosperity. – Walter Ulbricht

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There is not so much comfort in having children as there is sorrow in parting with them. – Proverb

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Children

My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by the motto, Today is what I have. – Amber Heard

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