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Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

Other quotes by Richard Roeper

Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper

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Faith
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Richard Roeper
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When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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Home
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Richard Roeper
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Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper

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Art
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Richard Roeper
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Humor
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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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Humor

You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because theyve got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything youll ever see on TV. – Harvey Pekar

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Humor

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. – John Zorn

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Humor

Think about scary movies: Theres a fine line between horror and humor. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Humor

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No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect. – George Bernard Shaw

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Self-Respect

Its a tricky place, especially the last sector. I wasnt happy in practice. I wasnt happy with the car and I wasnt happy with myself. But I always thought there was more in the car. – Sebastian Vettel

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car

The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. – Tommy Smothers

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Censorship

Im one of those hovering mothers and I know its really important to have an independent child, so Im trying to back off, but its hard. I love him so much, and hes so funny and cute to me. – Selma Blair

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funny