Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

Other quotes by Richard Roeper

The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns. – Richard Roeper

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Truth
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When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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Home
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Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Womens magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day. – Richard Roeper

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Art
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Humor
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Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. – Eric Sevareid

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Humor

A boy is naturally full of humor. – Robert Powell

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Humor

God has a most wicked sense of humor. – Maureen OHara

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Humor

Every time I do a movie like Finding Neverland or Chocolat or Shakespeare in Love, we deal with the creative process, but theres humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie. – Harvey Weinstein

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Humor

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Conscience whispers, but interest screams aloud. – J. Petit-Senn

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Self-Control

Forsake not God till you find a better master. – Scottish Proverb

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God

Its an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems dont try to make it posthumous. – Gloria Steinem

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Death

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? – Author Unknown

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Sys Admin Day