Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

Other quotes by Richard Roeper

When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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Home
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Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper

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Faith
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The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns. – Richard Roeper

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Truth
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? – Frank Moore Colby

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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

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This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section. – John Callahan

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I never found much comfort in overly organized religion of any sort. – Jewel

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Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide. – Stephen Evans

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Only the use of footnotes enables historians to make their texts not monologues but conversations, in which modern scholars, their predecessors, and their subjects all take part. – Anthony Grafton (b.1950), The Footnote: A Curious History, “Epilogue: Some Concl

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Quotations

Every murder turns on a bright hot light, and a lot of people have to walk out of the shadows. – Mark Hellinger

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