Quote by Richard Roeper
Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books

Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

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Even though were a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas. – Richard Roeper

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Wal-Mart doesnt really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make. – Richard Roeper

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When we root-root-root for the home team, were rooting for our home as much as the team. – Richard Roeper

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When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? – Max Frisch

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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. – Rod Stewart

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