Elephants and grandchildren never forget. – Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney
Elephants and grandchildren never forget. – Andy Rooney
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads. – Andy Rooney
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney