Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney