Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips
I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world. – Dennis Kucinich
You have a political and media elite who have an idiom by which they describe politics. Its highly, highly polarised. Its right, left, red, blue, up, down, victorious, crushed. – Nick Clegg