You grow up on the day you have your first real laugh at, yourself. – Ethel Barrymore Category: Laughter
Whoever said “laughter is the best medicine” never had gonorrhea. – Kat Likkel and John Hoberg, My Name Is Earl, “Robbed a Stoner Blind,” original a Category: Laughter
Being famous was extremely disappointing for me. When I became famous it was a complete drag and it is still a complete drag. – Van Morrison Category: famous
Italy has piled up huge public debt because the successive governments were too close to the life of ordinary citizens, too willing to please the requests of everybody, thereby acting against the interests of future generations. – Mario Monti Category: Future
The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. – Albert Einstein Category: Future