I dont have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And Im willing to risk quite a lot – as a comedian, youre always risking a lot. Youre risking failure, especially if youre improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business. – David Walliams
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams
When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because theyre so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening. – David Walliams
I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll. – David Walliams
The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. Weve spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why arent they paying for it? They dont like Qaddafi, Qaddafis been a terrible thorn in their side. – Donald Trump