I cant see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. – David Walliams
When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because theyre so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening. – David Walliams
I know some of my parents friends think Little Britain is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You cant really say anything negative about that, can you? Theres nothing better than making your parents happy. The glee on my fathers face that day was amazing. – David Walliams
I dont have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And Im willing to risk quite a lot – as a comedian, youre always risking a lot. Youre risking failure, especially if youre improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business. – David Walliams