I know somebody from university whos called Phil Collins and I think theres something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous. – David Walliams
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams
Ive noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for school. Its not so unusual to see someone from London in the street. But outside of London people are a bit more excited to see you and come out and support you. – David Walliams
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When Im with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts. – David Walliams