I know somebody from university whos called Phil Collins and I think theres something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous. – David Walliams
I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When Im with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts. – David Walliams
I cant see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism. – David Walliams
I know some of my parents friends think Little Britain is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You cant really say anything negative about that, can you? Theres nothing better than making your parents happy. The glee on my fathers face that day was amazing. – David Walliams
It wasnt not being famous any more, or even not being a recording artist. It was having nobody who needed me, no phones ringing, nothing to do. Because Im still too young to do nothing. I was only 24 when all that happened. Now, at 40, I feel Ive got more to give than I ever have. – Gary Barlow