Quote by Jackie Mason
I cant predict the future and I dont have respect for people who t

I cant predict the future and I dont have respect for people who try to. – Jackie Mason

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I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

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We shall listen, not lecture learn, not threaten. We will enhance our safety by earning the respect of others and showing respect for them. In short, our foreign policy will rest on the traditional American values of restraint and empathy, not on military might. – Theodore C. Sorensen

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If I respect myself and believe in what Im doing, no one can touch me. – Fiona Apple

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My father used to tell me about how musicians dont have respect from people and he was afraid about my future. – Youssou NDour

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And what holds good of verse holds infinitely better in respect to prose. – James Payn

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