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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel its leaving us more and more isolated. – Mike Rutherford

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It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They dont know how to set up their own bank accounts, they dont know what they are spending their money on and they cant make their own decisions. – Gary Neville

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To this day I dont ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different. – Ralph Boston

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash

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