Quote by Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, dont sit in the dark hiding. Its easy to hide and shout and waste peoples time. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. – Bob Hope

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My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for integrity in the dictionary. Truthful doesnt really cover it, or genuine. It should be like integritus. – Rashida Jones

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I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldnt get a second date. – Zachary Levi

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