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Quote by Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: Hello, my name is Fifi and Im a labrador and I think youre great. Paw paw! – Rebecca Hall

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Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

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I think theres something great and generic about goldfish. Theyre everybodys first pet. – Paul Rudd

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I love cats. – Dick Van Patten

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I suppose that every time there is difficulty. I remember about Space Mountain: It took us ten years before we found the technology that would allow such a ride. And during these ten years, I had a model that I kept, waiting for the technology we needed. – John Hench

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