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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with – theres nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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Many cats are the death of the mouse. – Kaspar Hauser

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A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley

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