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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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Theres a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale

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And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered. – Justin Chambers

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When a guy tells me Im cute, its not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. – Natalie Portman

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Ive teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets whove found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. – Josh Duhamel

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