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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly

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