My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly
Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly