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Quote by Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Imagination
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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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funny
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress. – Nick Lampson

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Until one has loved an animal a part of ones soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

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pet

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. – Chris Pratt

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My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! – Emily VanCamp

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pet

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The purposes of the United States should not be doubted. The Security Council resolutions will be enforced – the just demands of peace and security will be met – or action will be unavoidable. And a regime that has lost its legitimacy will also lose its power. – Colin Powell

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Tragedy is restful: and the reason is that hope, that foul, deceitful thing, has no part in it. – Jean Anouilh, Antigone, 1942

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Our civilization has evolved through the continuous adjustment of society to the stimulus of new knowledge. – John Boyd Orr

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