Quote by Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot

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I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. – Nafisa Joseph

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The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldnt take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects. – Chris Chocola

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I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success. – Wilbur Wright

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