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Quote by Billy Connolly
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it wa

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you? – Alyssa Milano

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I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me Id still have my right hand to paint with. – Juan Gris

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Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own. – Frederick Pollock

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Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin

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