I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. – Joseph Heller
Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else. – Joseph Heller
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, Im with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. Thats basically how were doing it. – Tina Fey