We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain

We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain