We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain

We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain