A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be. – Ambrose Bierce
A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce

A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be. – Ambrose Bierce
A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. – Ambrose Bierce
Reconsider, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made. – Ambrose Bierce