Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain
No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain