Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain