This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time. – Winston Churchill