This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, Ill develop my radio personality. – Gracie Allen
Its not an accident that both my sister and I are writers. Our parents created an accidental Petri dish. My family has great storytellers, and I grew up in a very funny, conversational house and didnt have television. This small family farm was a bubble world that didnt have much to do with reality. – Elizabeth Gilbert