This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 shed just make enough for 16 and only serve half. – Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 shed just make enough for 16 and only serve half. – Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
Every man should have a library. The works of the grandest masters of literature may now be procured at prices that place them within the reach almost of the very poorest, and we may all put Parnassian singing birds into our chambers to cheer us with the sweetness of their songs. – William E.A. Axon, October 1867