This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 shed just make enough for 16 and only serve half. – Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
Unfortunately, corruption is widespread in government agencies and public enterprises. Our political system promotes nepotism and wasting money. This has undermined our legal system and confidence in the functioning of the state. One of the consequences is that many citizens dont pay their taxes. – Georgios A. Papandreou