Quote by Chevy Chase
All my children inherited perfect pitch. - Chevy Chase

All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase

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