Quote by Chevy Chase
All my children inherited perfect pitch. - Chevy Chase

All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

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Humor
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

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Family
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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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funny

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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funny

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls its funny. – Shahrukh Khan

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funny

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Food

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. – Robert Kiyosaki

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My cat speaks sign language with her tail. – Robert A. Stern

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