Quote by Chevy Chase
All my children inherited perfect pitch. - Chevy Chase

All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase

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