I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle Category: funny
Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler Category: funny
Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen Category: funny
All this will not be finished in the first one hundred days. Nor will it be finished in the first thousand days, nor in the life of this administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin. – John Fitzgerald Kennedy Category: Beginnings
Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. – John LeCarre Category: Books
Meditation is the ultimate mobile device; you can use it anywhere, anytime, unobtrusively. – Sharon Salzberg Category: Meditation
