Quote by Dennis Miller
Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you k

Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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