Quote by Dennis Miller
Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you k

Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nations highways. – Dennis Miller

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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Born again?! No, Im not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. – Dennis Miller

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