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Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you k

Im a comedian, for Gods sake. Viewers shouldnt trust me. And you know what? Theyre hip enough to know they shouldnt trust me. Im just doing stand-up comedy. – Dennis Miller

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I didnt know my Dad – he moved out early. And my moms politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didnt think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. Ive been both in my life. – Dennis Miller

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dad
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The American education system couldnt be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. – Dennis Miller

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Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and whats more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? – Dennis Miller

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It is important not to trust people too much. – V. S. Naipaul

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You cant trust a promise someone makes while theyre drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. – Joe Moore

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So if the players trust the coach, its not a problem. If the players dont trust the coach, it is a problem, and vice versa. – Bill Parcells

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I wouldnt trust Nixon from here to that phone. – Barry Goldwater

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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers. – H.L. Mencken

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Yet, when child sex offenders are brought to justice and serve time for their offenses, they are often released into unsuspecting communities and left free to resume their sexual attacks. – Bob Ney

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What is the answer? Silence In that case, what is the question? – Gertrude Stein

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Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. – E.M. Forster

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