Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain