Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain