Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns; but that is of interest only to pigs. Our faith gives us knowledge of something better: that we can become oak trees. – E.F. Schumacher