Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
Baseball, to me, is still the national pastime because it is a summer game. I feel that almost all Americans are summer people, that summer is what they think of when they think of their childhood. I think it stirs up an incredible emotion within people. – Steve Busby, in Washington Post, 8 July 1974