Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. – Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. – Bill Cosby
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die. – Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when hes in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. – Bill Cosby