Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby
Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. Theyre dying, of course, but they look terrific. – Bill Cosby
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby