Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. – Samuel Pepys
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her. – King Edward VIII
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland
We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells. – Paul McCartney
One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day. – Jennifer Aniston
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I want a big church wedding. – Sienna Miller
I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding. – Elizabeth Gilbert
I love a black wedding dress. – Vera Wang
I hated the royal wedding. – Steven Patrick Morrissey
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. – John Heywood
The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet. – Sherri Shepherd
The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later. – David Miliband
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding. – Anita Diament
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. – Henry Fielding
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray. – Amy Poehler
I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend Moon of the Unification Church. I wanted to understand this event, and the only way to understand it was to write about it. – Don DeLillo
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. – Margot Asquith
I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me. – Bradley Cooper
