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When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we

When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet. – Sherri Shepherd

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When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, Hey cousin! Hey Auntie! And Im like, Okay I dont know you, I have no idea who you are. I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And Ill be like, Which of my family members are giving you this phone number? – Sherri Shepherd

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My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesnt sound romantic, but otherwise it wont get done. – Sherri Shepherd

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