A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry Category: Internet
Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. – Roger Ebert Category: Internet
When you bow deeply to the universe, it bows back; when you call out the name of God, it echoes inside you. – Morihei Ueshiba Category: Prayer