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Humor

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. – George Jean Nathan

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too. – Jimmy Buffett

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. – Michael J. Fox

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. – Washington Irving

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley

Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me – just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity. – Dee Dee Myers

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. – W. Somerset Maugham

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. – Jonathan Swift

I am often the brunt of my own humor. – Charles R. Swindoll

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. – Paul McCartney

It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance. – David Herbert Lawrence

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. – Margaret Cho

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. – Robert Collier

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. – E. B. White

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. – Alanis Morissette