Quote by Anne Lamott
You can safely assume that youve created God in your own image whe

You can safely assume that youve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. – Anne Lamott

Other quotes by Anne Lamott

Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in a life-threatening way, that had caused me a long time ago to give up all hope of ever feeling good about having had her as a mother. – Anne Lamott

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Hope
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When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats forth and opens. – Anne Lamott

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Hope
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I got a lot of things that society had promised would make me whole and fulfilled – all the things that the culture tells you from preschool on will quiet the throbbing anxiety inside you – stature, the respect of colleagues, maybe even a kind of low-grade fame. – Anne Lamott

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respect
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God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars. – Elbert Hubbard

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God

If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God so as to teach these peoples even though some of them still look down on me. – Saint Patrick

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God

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. – Author Unknown

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God

I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God – I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least. – Walt Whitman

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God

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Perish the men who said our good things before us! – Aelius Donatus, quoted in Edge-Tools of Speech by Maturin M. Ballou, 1886

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Quotations

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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teacher

It is such a secret place, the land of tears. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince

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Broken Hearts

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, Id never make another comedy. You couldnt pick a less funny group than critics – you couldnt find a more bitter group of people! – Todd Phillips

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funny