Category

funny

I dont really have a type of guy I like. Its just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. – Emma Roberts

But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you cant forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesnt work. – Robert Downey, Jr.

Weve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. Its bizarre, and theyre writing some very funny stuff. – Matt Groening

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke

Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

When I first envisioned Funny Games in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It is a reaction to a certain American cinema, its violence, its naivety, the way American cinema toys with human beings. In many American films, violence is made consumable. – Michael Haneke

I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig

For years, its driven me crazy that women dont have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt… misogynist streak is too strong a term – but a dismissiveness. – Paul Feig

I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

Whats so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, theyre going to go for, and its just great. – Paul Feig

What I dont like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where theres no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you dont want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now heres the epiphany scene and then the movies over. – Paul Feig

Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

Its interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. Did your Bond do that? Yes mine did! So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. – Jane Seymour