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Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off tre

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. Thats what happens when you havent been home in eighteen years. – Lee Trevino

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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15. – Lee Trevino

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