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Quote by Lee Trevino
Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off tre

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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When youre poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you. – Lee Trevino

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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. – Lee Trevino

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