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Quote by Lee Trevino
Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off tre

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. – Lee Trevino

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When youre poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you. – Lee Trevino

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I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances. – Lee Trevino

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