Quote by Lee Trevino
Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off tre

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15. – Lee Trevino

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When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die. – Lee Trevino

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When youre poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you. – Lee Trevino

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