I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry
I dont just try to be funny. – Bil Keane
Its funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. – Courteney Cox
When I was a kid I didnt feel like I fit in because – this is really silly and I probably shouldnt say it, but, I didnt think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didnt think anything was funny. I couldnt laugh. – Courteney Cox
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. – Jamie Foxx
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didnt want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. – Jamie Foxx
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton
I tell you, its funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. – Magic Johnson
A comedians body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin
I want to be in Funny Girl. And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. – Lea Michele
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice
So thats why one of my rules of parody writing is that its gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit. – Al Yankovic
People never ask people doing serious music, Do you ever think about doing funny music? – Al Yankovic
Ive never really understood that. Its a funny thing people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable. – Joel Coen
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith
Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadnt gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. – Ian Hislop
Its funny recently Ive started to notice peoples impersonations of me, and its basically like a hyperactive child. – Dave Grohl
Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman
Its funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times Ive been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. Its just cause were all named Emma. None of us look alike. – Emma Roberts
