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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you dont love. – Jack Nicholson

If you dont have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, dont go looking for someone. When its right, theyll come to you. – Carmen Electra

Im 31 now. I think Im beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. – Adam Sandler

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

I cant even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. – Gilbert Gottfried

If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didnt have girlfriends, and really I wasnt a very social boy. – Charles Kuralt

I dont understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if Im interested in someone, and I dont want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know Im not interested in that person. – Britney Spears

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe thats why I dont have a boyfriend. – Lucy Liu

Right now, Im as single as a slice of American cheese. – Nick Cannon

Ive been dating since I was fifteen. Im exhausted. Where is he? – Kristin Davis

Ive never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. Its been a much slower process for me each time Ive gone into a relationship. – Leonardo DiCaprio

Im dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. – Garry Shandling

Ive had enough boyfriends and enough issues. Id seen enough train wrecks. – Taylor Dayne

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne

Which is, Im an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. – Garry Shandling

I didnt have a financial need, and I wasnt very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment. – Candice Bergen

My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard. – Alicia Silverstone

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and its a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. – Betty Dodson