Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldnt touch me. It was infuriating to them. – Mark Hoppus
I love being a single mom. But its definitely different when youre dating. – Brooke Burns
I always say now that Im in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. – Hugh Hefner
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. Thats who Im dating. – Ben Affleck
Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting – a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. Thats the exception to the rule. – Minnie Driver
Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didnt care about anything but boyfriends. – Madonna Ciccone
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being someones girlfriend, and now I am happy being single. – Penelope Cruz
I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers Id be really happy. But without the brother thing. – Patricia Velasquez
At this years Open, Ill have five boyfriends. – Anna Kournikova
I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think thats where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to. – Spalding Gray
I dont know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesnt exist. – Richard Gere
Its always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating. – Luke Wilson
Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. Its about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there? – Neil LaBute
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. Its needing people who understand your work schedule. – Jennifer Love Hewitt
Its weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. – Carrot Top
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when youre going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. – Usher
Im not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone whod owned a lunch box with my picture on it. – Shaun Cassidy
The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, theres nothing really to talk about. – Clint Eastwood
I prefer ordinary girls – you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesnt mean we are dating. – Leonardo DiCaprio
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. – Conan OBrien
