My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard. – Alicia Silverstone
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. – Alicia Silverstone
When youre offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And its silly because you can pass on some really amazing things. – Alicia Silverstone
Id die if I was Madonna. Id die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I dont know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me. – Alicia Silverstone