Quote by Alicia Silverstone
My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along t

My boyfriend calls me princess, but I think of myself more along the lines of monkey and retard. – Alicia Silverstone

Other quotes by Alicia Silverstone

Id die if I was Madonna. Id die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I dont know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me. – Alicia Silverstone

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famous
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When youre offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And its silly because you can pass on some really amazing things. – Alicia Silverstone

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amazing
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I do like dating cynics – they tend to be incredibly funny. – Chris Pine

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Ive had enough boyfriends and enough issues. Id seen enough train wrecks. – Taylor Dayne

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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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I dont really talk about my personal life. Its a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide youre dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night. – Tracee Ellis Ross

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